Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
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Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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