i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
The feeling are messing with the penis
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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