there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
