I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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