so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
bring money and cleavage
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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