Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
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Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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