I'm going to jail i love you
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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