How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
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I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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