i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
What did we do last night that was yellow?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
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Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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