We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
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