Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
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I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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