lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
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Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
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I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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