He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
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Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
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