Dual....:-)
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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