Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
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i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
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But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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