yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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