nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
how drunk are you?
Several
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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