Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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