meet me or not, i'm out of control
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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