covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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