wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
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Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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