My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
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I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
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I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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