I'll bet she douches with gravy.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Randomize
