? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
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He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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