Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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