living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
