so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
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10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
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The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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