And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
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I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
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Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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