sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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