I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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