Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
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just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
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I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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