At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
honey bunches of taint.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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