Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
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I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
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We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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