She is in my trunk
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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