you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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