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all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
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My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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