Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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