There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
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This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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