they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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