My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
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Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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