Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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