with your own penis?
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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