Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
You ruined the universe
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