I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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