Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
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I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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