I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
tell me about the fingering
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