what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
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Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
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The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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