Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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