it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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