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(678): View more from Georgia

Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.

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(815): View more from Illinois

It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.

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(817): View more from Texas

I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver

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Pedi-lyte stocked

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(314): View more from Missouri

You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.

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(954): View more from Florida

You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class

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