There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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