He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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