Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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