I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
her vagine was all disorganized.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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