I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
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Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
He's a Shit stain on my heart
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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