just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
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Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
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Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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