have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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